The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 30th, 2014

gte Apple should put up a banner with the entire script of the keynote in a teeny tiny font just to mess with people.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:08 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jimray Dad with child bjorned to his chest, leaning into the door of The Condor strip club, you are officially my new low bar.

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