The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

December 2015

Taking the recycling out - 3 bottles of wine and an ice cream tub. or ?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Waycroft-Woodlawn, Arlington

JamieFord Avengers set - no Black Widow
Guardians set - no Gamora
Star Wars - no Rey. She’s THE MAIN CHARACTER.
pic.twitter.com/TvYUeiA49o

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:37 AM, Dec 21st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Oatmeal The black cat analogy, with an added f-bomb. pic.twitter.com/SkZ8eNUvnd

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:01 PM, Dec 20th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

fakemikemulloy Obama: everyone has to have healthcare
Them: you’re actually Hitler

Trump: no more brown people
Them: I like the cut of this guy’s jib.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:04 PM, Dec 8th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ryangribble_ @tastapod “we’ve turned our Gantt chart 90 degrees, called it a product backlog and now we’re agile” 😀

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:17 PM, Dec 6th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

TheNardvark “Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?”

“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”

“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 9:05 AM, Dec 6th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

clattner_llvm Swift’s comments and test suite are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best indented ones in the industry! 🐙🐱

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:19 AM, Dec 5th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@anamariecox this was on tv tonight (pic from our Xmas card years ago) - we turned to it from the news pic.twitter.com/wZrsM4hmAp

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Waycroft-Woodlawn, Arlington

pzf Tomorrow’s New York Daily News front cover. pic.twitter.com/zxIodxOuX5

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:37 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

joewalnes Aww yeah. Google’s new Vision API, aka “pass a photo and understand what’s in it”.

googlecloudplatform.blogspot.com/2015/12/Google… pic.twitter.com/uS3BYjK2O5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:26 PM, Dec 2nd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

mc_hankins Use of the phrase ‘exponential growth’ by decade pic.twitter.com/WqAsubbgkD

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Dec 1st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)