Taking the recycling out - 3 bottles of wine and an ice cream tub. #awesomeparty or #pityparty ?

JamieFord Avengers set - no Black Widow
Guardians set - no Gamora
Star Wars - no Rey. She’s THE MAIN CHARACTER.
#WheresRey pic.twitter.com/TvYUeiA49o

Oatmeal The black cat analogy, with an added f-bomb. pic.twitter.com/SkZ8eNUvnd
@melissamollet great recovery! #imagenotavailable #notkidding isitfridayyet
fakemikemulloy Obama: everyone has to have healthcare
Them: you’re actually Hitler
Trump: no more brown people
Them: I like the cut of this guy’s jib.
RT @ryangribble_: @tastapod “we’ve turned our Gantt chart 90 degrees, called it a product backlog and now we’re agile” 😀 #yow15
RT @TheNardvark: “Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?â€
“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.â€
“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed a…
RT @clattner_llvm: Swift’s comments and test suite are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best indented ones in the indus…

@anamariecox this was on tv tonight (pic from our Xmas card years ago) - we turned to it from the news #max pic.twitter.com/wZrsM4hmAp

pzf Tomorrow’s New York Daily News front cover. pic.twitter.com/zxIodxOuX5
RT @joewalnes: Aww yeah. Google’s new Vision API, aka “pass a photo and understand what’s in it”.
https://t.co/t3zA1Ro0nq https://t.co/uS3…

mc_hankins Use of the phrase ‘exponential growth’ by decade pic.twitter.com/WqAsubbgkD
@avneetkang looks like all the noms! #bestPBChocolateratio