Taking the recycling out - 3 bottles of wine and an ice cream tub. #awesomeparty or #pityparty ?

JamieFord Avengers set - no Black Widow
Guardians set - no Gamora
Star Wars - no Rey. She’s THE MAIN CHARACTER.
#WheresRey pic.twitter.com/TvYUeiA49o

Oatmeal The black cat analogy, with an added f-bomb. pic.twitter.com/SkZ8eNUvnd
@melissamollet great recovery! #imagenotavailable #notkidding isitfridayyet
fakemikemulloy Obama: everyone has to have healthcare
Them: you’re actually Hitler
Trump: no more brown people
Them: I like the cut of this guy’s jib.
ryangribble_ @tastapod “we’ve turned our Gantt chart 90 degrees, called it a product backlog and now we’re agile” 😀 #yow15
TheNardvark “Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?”
“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”
“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”
clattner_llvm Swift’s comments and test suite are on track to be one of the most correctly spelled and best indented ones in the industry! 🐙🐱

@anamariecox this was on tv tonight (pic from our Xmas card years ago) - we turned to it from the news #max pic.twitter.com/wZrsM4hmAp

pzf Tomorrow’s New York Daily News front cover. pic.twitter.com/zxIodxOuX5

joewalnes Aww yeah. Google’s new Vision API, aka “pass a photo and understand what’s in it”.
googlecloudplatform.blogspot.com/2015/12/Google… pic.twitter.com/uS3BYjK2O5

mc_hankins Use of the phrase ‘exponential growth’ by decade pic.twitter.com/WqAsubbgkD
@avneetkang looks like all the noms! #bestPBChocolateratio