The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

September 2015

tobi @dhh plenty of headroom! Shopify peaks at 17,000 rails requests/seconds with a baseline of about 7k these days.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:34 PM, Sep 30th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

IDesmond20 Thank you for everything. I will forever be proud to say I played for the Washington Nationals.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:25 PM, Sep 27th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

CarliLloyd I hear you are a fan of soccer @Pontifex! You will be coming to my area in Philly. Hope you enjoy.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:32 PM, Sep 24th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ChrisRisdon Always go to other people’s funerals. Otherwise they won’t go to yours.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 12:06 PM, Sep 23rd, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

mattgemmell Well played, Apple – from this pagesupport.apple.com/en-us/HT204833u2 . (Read the initials as a sentence.pic.twitter.com/ixWsLvq71P1P

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:11 PM, Sep 22nd, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

chaneyj That Moss & Hendricks never won Emmys but Hamm did runs counter to every think piece about how Mad Men was really about the women.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:58 AM, Sep 22nd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

NatashaTheRobot Wow! Venmo went from 66,000 -> 16,000 lines of code by re-writing their app in - @ayanonagon pic.twitter.com/tNOLLcU4NS

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:49 AM, Sep 18th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jemangs Google Cloud Platform Blog: DevOps automation with Consul and Google Compute Engine googlecloudplatform.blogspot.se/2015/09/DevOps…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Sep 18th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

lukew pretty sure this is how the Terminator stuff started…pic.twitter.com/brtZsZiNBmBm

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Sep 17th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

marcoarment Introducing Peace, my privacy-focused iOS 9 ad blocker: marco.org/2015/09/16/pea…

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:55 AM, Sep 17th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

omarghabra An Arab-looking man of Syrian descent in a garage w/his accomplice building what appears to be a bomb. Arrest them. pic.twitter.com/2i4f5PT0EB

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:50 PM, Sep 16th, 2015 via Tweetbot for Mac)

cloudpundit Amazon Web Services in Plain English - ow.ly/S4j4a < Tongue-in-cheek yet mostly accurate guide to AWS service names

via Hootsuite (retweeted on 7:45 AM, Sep 11th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

FightinHydrant 4

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:18 PM, Sep 7th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

hchamp Founding father mic drop. americaisachristiannation.com via @delfuego pic.twitter.com/uOgLmJpUOM

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:30 PM, Sep 6th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

FightinHydrant 5

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:46 PM, Sep 4th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

joewalnes is so 2010. is the future.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Sep 3rd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

mathiasverraes There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 11:40 PM, Sep 2nd, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)