RT @nickjshearer: If their Trump coverage is any indication, I am in for some terrifying and uncomfortable questions in the labs https://t.…
hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings
im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy
david_cornelius Things Donald Trump has accomplished so far as President:
1. Frowned at mean German lady
2. Made the big truck go honk honk
3. Golf
RT @leahmcelrath: This. Is. Perfect.
By @techindustry https://t.co/ED7ABC3Mv3
Heedley pecked me in the eye. I did not bleed, I did not cry. It’s not his fault he can’t discern my eyeball from a… https://t.co/n3XzL6UhLo
RT @Fahrenthold: I did not know this: before @realdonaldTrump called for defunding PBS, ‘Sesame Street’ had mocked him for decades. https:/…

TheGeoffTodd Carl Sagan’s letter to #ChuckBerry (circa 1986). pic.twitter.com/4QWSW7UAGJ
as my wife @eemmott noted, “On the ides of March? Et tu Comey? Let’s hope so.†https://t.co/v2ZF3en20o

caberglund Today’s the day! If you’re kicking around SXSW, come catch our talk at Antone’s, 5pm. We’d love to see you there! pic.twitter.com/uBuusjFkxu
@melissamollet @nbcwashington @News4Today that’s no moon…
RT @BrianRoemmele: The new @CapitalOne payment cards are stunning. Textured with a bold individualized cardholder name proudly on the front…

KeithOlbermann Papered on a wall on NYC’s W. 39th St. #Perfect #InternationalWomensDay pic.twitter.com/4ACCfJQPQL
@DarkSkyApp think of the top - is it leaning forward or back?
RT @WickedGood: I mean, it doesn’t take a huge stack of papers to write “You’re on your own,” but whatever helps you sleep at night. https:…
@peteerickson @verizon like >50% of the time your linemen leave FiOS installs like this - why is this an acceptable practice?
RT @Learn_Things: This is how evolution works https://t.co/aOPVq2iGcV
@caseyliss @ThatEricAlper to get 10 Mb Ethernet in my dorm room in college on my Amiga I made a trade: Mac Mouse for RJ45-AUI transceiver.
RT @jameshaning: Donald #Trump is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a weak man’s idea of a strong ma…
RT @DinaAsat: And it’s not the FIs you’d expect: 7 #Financial Services Skills #Alexa Has That You Didn’t Know About #voicefirst #voicebanki…