The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

March 2017

nickjshearer If their Trump coverage is any indication, I am in for some terrifying and uncomfortable questions in the labs twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:41 PM, Mar 31st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings

im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:19 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

david_cornelius Things Donald Trump has accomplished so far as President:

1. Frowned at mean German lady
2. Made the big truck go honk honk
3. Golf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

leahmcelrath This. Is. Perfect.

By @techindustry pic.twitter.com/ED7ABC3Mv3

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:19 AM, Mar 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac)

Heedley pecked me in the eye. I did not bleed, I did not cry. It’s not his fault he can’t discern my eyeball from a..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Lo

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

Fahrenthold I did not know this: before @realDonaldTrump called for defunding PBS, ‘Sesame Street’ had mocked him for decades. wapo.st/2nWKOnA?tid=ss…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 4:29 PM, Mar 20th, 2017 via Tweetbot for Mac)

TheGeoffTodd Carl Sagan’s letter to (circa 1986). pic.twitter.com/4QWSW7UAGJ

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:25 AM, Mar 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

as my wife @eemmott noted, “On the ides of March? Et tu Comey? Let’s hope so.” twitter.com/RVAwonk/status…

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caberglund Today’s the day! If you’re kicking around SXSW, come catch our talk at Antone’s, 5pm. We’d love to see you there! pic.twitter.com/uBuusjFkxu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:01 PM, Mar 12th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BrianRoemmele The new @CapitalOne payment cards are stunning. Textured with a bold individualized cardholder name proudly on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ar

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:27 AM, Mar 11th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

KeithOlbermann Papered on a wall on NYC’s W. 39th St. pic.twitter.com/4ACCfJQPQL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:52 PM, Mar 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@DarkSkyApp think of the top - is it leaning forward or back?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to DarkSkyApp from Arlington, VA

WickedGood I mean, it doesn’t take a huge stack of papers to write “You’re on your own,” but whatever helps you sleep at night. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Mar 7th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@peteerickson @verizon like >50% of the time your linemen leave FiOS installs like this - why is this an acceptable practice?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to peteerickson from Arlington, VA

Learn_Things This is how evolution works pic.twitter.com/aOPVq2iGcV

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 11:28 PM, Mar 6th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@caseyliss @ThatEricAlper to get 10 Mb Ethernet in my dorm room in college on my Amiga I made a trade: Mac Mouse for RJ45-AUI transceiver.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to caseyliss from Arlington, VA

jameshaning Donald is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a weak man’s idea of a st..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…SY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Mar 4th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

DinaAsat And it’s not the FIs you’d expect: 7 Services Skills Has That You Didn’t Know About ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ed

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:59 PM, Mar 3rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)