The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

March 2017

RT @nickjshearer: If their Trump coverage is any indication, I am in for some terrifying and uncomfortable questions in the labs https://t.…

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hondanhon marie kondo but for meetings

im sorry i cannot attend your stakeholder update meeting because it will not spark joy

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:19 AM, Mar 28th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

david_cornelius Things Donald Trump has accomplished so far as President:

1. Frowned at mean German lady
2. Made the big truck go honk honk
3. Golf

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 3:05 PM, Mar 26th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Heedley pecked me in the eye. I did not bleed, I did not cry. It’s not his fault he can’t discern my eyeball from a… https://t.co/n3XzL6UhLo

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RT @Fahrenthold: I did not know this: before @realdonaldTrump called for defunding PBS, ‘Sesame Street’ had mocked him for decades. https:/…

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TheGeoffTodd Carl Sagan’s letter to (circa 1986). pic.twitter.com/4QWSW7UAGJ

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as my wife @eemmott noted, “On the ides of March? Et tu Comey? Let’s hope so.” https://t.co/v2ZF3en20o

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caberglund Today’s the day! If you’re kicking around SXSW, come catch our talk at Antone’s, 5pm. We’d love to see you there! pic.twitter.com/uBuusjFkxu

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RT @BrianRoemmele: The new @CapitalOne payment cards are stunning. Textured with a bold individualized cardholder name proudly on the front…

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KeithOlbermann Papered on a wall on NYC’s W. 39th St. pic.twitter.com/4ACCfJQPQL

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@DarkSkyApp think of the top - is it leaning forward or back?

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RT @WickedGood: I mean, it doesn’t take a huge stack of papers to write “You’re on your own,” but whatever helps you sleep at night. https:…

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@peteerickson @verizon like >50% of the time your linemen leave FiOS installs like this - why is this an acceptable practice?

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@caseyliss @ThatEricAlper to get 10 Mb Ethernet in my dorm room in college on my Amiga I made a trade: Mac Mouse for RJ45-AUI transceiver.

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RT @jameshaning: Donald #Trump is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a weak man’s idea of a strong ma…

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RT @DinaAsat: And it’s not the FIs you’d expect: 7 #Financial Services Skills #Alexa Has That You Didn’t Know About #voicefirst #voicebanki…

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