The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

September 2012

shitmydadsays “Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”

via web (retweeted on 6:22 AM, Sep 22nd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Grandfathered AT&T unlimited plan not eligible for FaceTime over cellular. Such BS - just cancel it if you’re going to neuter it like this.

via iOS

@coffmanben I feel a Pulse blog starting: Fashion Tips From Ben

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to coffmanben

And they fixed it! Thanks for listening, Nats! pic.twitter.com/PZxDfd5B

via Tweetbot for iOS

Annoying. Stadium main scoreboard not showing lineup and stats like normal. pic.twitter.com/1rnYLGjn

via Tweetbot for iOS

silviogalea Love it that a 10 yr old hacker is closing out need more of those. Teach your kids how to code :)

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:47 PM, Sep 14th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Want to be humbled? Tommy Sheedy, 10 years old, is the final speaker at - inspiring to say the least. pic.twitter.com/WfyzhdK6

via Tweetbot for iOS

Thanks for the cupcakes! The devs back at @CapitalOneLabs will be jealous. pic.twitter.com/VioIRupm

via Tweetbot for iOS

EricaSabol Love the energy at ! Terrific demos and presos. Stop by and see us! @Artisphere @GoModev

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Sep 14th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Hypothesis - web as casual, drop-in, referred (via Twitter, FB) experience, native as opt-in, seriously engaged users? Panel at

via Tweetbot for iOS

Tablet usage is weighted towards evening, but all 7 days - more opportunity to reach users. - Kimberly Lau, Atlantic

via Tweetbot for iOS

iPad - not just a consumption device. That said, panel of media producers all agree it’s #1 - 90% of tablet usage is iPad.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Poorly done Responsive Design impacts performance -> loss of revenue. John Arne Saeteraas

via Tweetbot for iOS

Evolution of Notifications for Tablets - great talk by all star @mgerl pic.twitter.com/kgCaLHbH

via Tweetbot for iOS

Visual Storytelling: use of illustration -> evoking fantasy -> safer to try apps - Saya Benham

via Tweetbot for iOS

Tony Moura talking UI/UX for Tablets at referencing Little Big Planet.

via Tweetbot for iOS

jjustice Objective C always reminds me of nursery rhymes. -(id)doYouKnowTheMuffinMan:(TheMuffinMan *)theMuffinMan;

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 12:10 AM, Sep 8th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

acedtect Seriously disappointed that not a single candidate at either convention had a “one more thing”

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 12:35 AM, Sep 7th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@LobstertruckDC When are you coming to Clarendon next?

via Echofon

@bynkii or any woman, the way that bastard did.

via Echofon in reply to bynkii

jimray The RNC is now pretty pissed they didn’t at least *try* the Reagan hologram

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 12:39 AM, Sep 6th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@KeithOlbermann MASN just had you on screen at the Nats game from a couple angles…

via Tweetbot for iOS

The song is characterized by its strongly addictive beats and lyrics, and is thus certain to penetrate the foundations of modern philosophy.

via Tweetbot for iOS from Arlington, VA