May 2014

gte Apple should put up a banner with the entire script of the keynote in a teeny tiny font just to mess with people.

9:08 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:08 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jimray Dad with child bjorned to his chest, leaning into the door of The Condor strip club, you are officially my new low bar.

6:58 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Twitterrific (retweeted on 9:00 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

monteiro Pro tip: if there are two of you sitting at a 4-top and I ask you to move to a 2-top so my family can sit do NOT give me a look.

2:44 PM, May 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:08 PM, May 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)