The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2014

gte Apple should put up a banner with the entire script of the keynote in a teeny tiny font just to mess with people.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:08 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jimray Dad with child bjorned to his chest, leaning into the door of The Condor strip club, you are officially my new low bar.

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 9:00 PM, May 30th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

monteiro Pro tip: if there are two of you sitting at a 4-top and I ask you to move to a 2-top so my family can sit do NOT give me a look.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 8:08 PM, May 25th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Nate McLouth with the awesome grab of a foul ball!

via Tweetbot for iOS from Nationals Park