The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

June 2012

@luxuryluke sometimes I miss me some Haiku in my 404s.

via Echofon in reply to luxuryluke

gruber You see a lot more demos of Google apps running on iOS devices at I/O than Apple apps running on Android devices at WWDC.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 4:08 PM, Jun 28th, 2012 via Echofon)

DragonflyJonez Nigga you said you could see Russia from your backyard. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Obama lied to the American people. Again.

via web (retweeted on 12:18 PM, Jun 28th, 2012 via Echofon)

Party Mode! sounds like Shared Photostreams.

via Echofon

NolanBushnell Writing a book about creativity. I think the most valuable brain skill in the next two decades will be creative problem solving.

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Jun 24th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

dhh I didn’t think it was possible, but Single Responsibility Principle appears to be producing even more bullshit code than Law of Demeter.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:41 PM, Jun 22nd, 2012 via Echofon)

bynkii people: speakerphones have a MICROPHONE, not a TUBE. You don’t have to shout. Really.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Jun 19th, 2012 via Echofon)

@Saintnina22 Check to see if it is using location stuff. You can shut it off for things like compass calibration in Settings>Location>System

via Echofon in reply to Saintnina22

jasonsantamaria Hey @Skype, please just do calls really great and not try to be a social network. And have an option to turn this off:

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:33 AM, Jun 12th, 2012 via Echofon)

@reallybigweek found it - says “over 50”

via Echofon

@reallybigweek wonder what the wireless client limit is on this one? Old APExpress was 10 clients, APExtreme was 25…

via Echofon in reply to reallybigweek

The700Level Siri, why are the Phillies so awful at baseball this season?

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 2:50 PM, Jun 11th, 2012 via Echofon)

Perfect for post-Avengers! Not quite shawarma, but still mighty tasty. (at Thirsty Bernie Sports Bar & Grille) —

via Path from Arlington, VA

fraserspeirs Strange moment there as my eyes drifted to the centre-top of the book I was reading to check the time.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Jun 7th, 2012 via Echofon)

@rickygervais A family friend on why they chose Catholicism “it’s easy + you don’t have to think” I’m OK evaluating moral choices w/ reason.

via Echofon in reply to rickygervais

raybradbury We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.

via web (retweeted on 12:39 PM, Jun 6th, 2012 via Echofon)

neil_killick If they thought about it for 1 minute they might realise that the team will simply commit to less and produce lower quality output.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jun 6th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

neil_killick I’m constantly saddened by the abuse of by managers who force teams to meet their commitments every Sprint.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:03 AM, Jun 6th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

davepell Some call this the greatest moment in twitter history.…

It’s not even close.…

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 2:03 AM, Jun 1st, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)