The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

March 2014

AsaTait Fun fact: When my kid watches “Terminator” I will have to explain the concept of a phonebook, but not an autonomous robot killing machine.

via web (retweeted on 7:30 PM, Mar 26th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

thomasfuchs “@thijs: Chrome on iOS now adds what looks like a per-device GUID to its User-Agent string. pic.twitter.com/rmTptCr26r”

Don’t do evil my ass.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 8:30 AM, Mar 24th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

joewalnes SOAP. Simple Object Access Protocol. Except it’s not Simple, it’s Complicated. And it’s not about Objects, it’s about RPC. So, really: CRAP

via Buffer (retweeted on 1:23 PM, Mar 23rd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

davepell The Internet really is sort of fun. pic.twitter.com/ScHoQcLeaU

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:56 AM, Mar 14th, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@39Candles YES. Great design. Want an iPad version. Guessing Events (not a part of Paper) will get its own app soon…?

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to 39Candles from Tysons Corner, VA

No more “200 Server Dead” errors -Peter Rexer from @box pic.twitter.com/ZifC6JwRSj

via Tweetbot for iOS from Tysons Corner, VA

badbanana

via web (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

rickygervais RT if you’d like me to host next year’s Oscars, drunk, without any rehearsals. pic.twitter.com/fQuOa0V8Ek

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

nickbilton At left @TheEllenShow tweets on TV using a Samsung phone — the Oscars sponsor. At right, backstage, using an iPhone. pic.twitter.com/tmbC0Vt0IF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

tvoti I’ve never gotten Wizard Of Oz. Good movie. Wouldn’t be anywhere near my top 50. Maybe even top 100.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

hodgman “Tell em who’s up for best shootin’” BILL MURRAY national treasure. Then he eulogized Ramis as I typed this and we both cried.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Actually a pretty cool pic. RT “@TheEllenShow: If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever. pic.twitter.com/mFQcmqNnQ5”

via Tweetbot for iOS

chrissyteigen From the back! pic.twitter.com/vinlHfrMhG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)