The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

March 2nd, 2014

badbanana

via web (retweeted on 11:51 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

rickygervais RT if you’d like me to host next year’s Oscars, drunk, without any rehearsals. pic.twitter.com/fQuOa0V8Ek

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:06 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

nickbilton At left @TheEllenShow tweets on TV using a Samsung phone — the Oscars sponsor. At right, backstage, using an iPhone. pic.twitter.com/tmbC0Vt0IF

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:55 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

tvoti I’ve never gotten Wizard Of Oz. Good movie. Wouldn’t be anywhere near my top 50. Maybe even top 100.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 10:36 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

hodgman “Tell em who’s up for best shootin’” BILL MURRAY national treasure. Then he eulogized Ramis as I typed this and we both cried.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:31 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Actually a pretty cool pic. RT “@TheEllenShow: If only Bradley’s arm was longer. Best photo ever. pic.twitter.com/mFQcmqNnQ5”

via Tweetbot for iOS

chrissyteigen From the back! pic.twitter.com/vinlHfrMhG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:09 PM, Mar 2nd, 2014 via Tweetbot for iOS)