The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

November 2016

zvonimirtot Allegedly, the President-elect is displeased by these pictures. Out of respect, please do not share. pic.twitter.com/H5tIxExEk9

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:41 AM, Nov 26th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

benschwartzy No wall, no mass deportations, no Obamacare repeal, no Clinton prosecutions — now this. Trump voters are the Trump..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…Yj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:35 PM, Nov 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@DomVAPower power came on at 1am! Thanks to the workers putting in late hours in the cold and wind!

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to DomVAPower from Clarendon Courthouse, Arlington

Thanks @DomVAPower for the late night work in the wind and cold! Power back on!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to kemmott from Arlington, VA

Hey @DomVAPower - 6-8 houses in Waycroft-Woodlawn still waiting for power - @Asplundh_Tree already did their work - come string the lines!

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

@ftrain Well, actually, getting a splinter from the floor sucks 🤔

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ftrain from Arlington, VA

JeremyBronson Imagine if Pence had gone up on stage & said “I hear your fears & concerns. I take them to heart. & I will do my best to make you proud.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SarahEMcBride My notifications are filled with ppl telling me to stop being so weak and sensitive. Do they actually not even see..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…o8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:17 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ndrew_lawrence For everyone losing their shit over Pence being booed at a play:

Obama was heckled by a member of congress during the State of the Union

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:55 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BrandonVDixon @realDonaldTrump conversation is not harassment sir. And I appreciate @mike_pence for stopping to listen.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:45 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

billresh Someone found the perfect visual metaphor for the alt-right running the federal government pic.twitter.com/qptLP1te8W

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:38 PM, Nov 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

RadusRocks DC school children filling Penn Ave protesting the election. Trump hotel in background pic.twitter.com/M16avweAQV

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:55 PM, Nov 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

What does it look like I do for a living pic.twitter.com/HX80bmR3W4

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

@nickjshearer if Bannon ever starts hanging his tie up on a chair… I’ll start running

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nickjshearer from Arlington, VA

“How many times have _you_ died?”

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

@Rrrrnessa @Uber @monteiro twitter should always be used to expose human waste like this, not just in these darkest of times

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Rrrrnessa from Arlington, VA

darth “he is too busy”
“with wat”
“tweeting at the new york times” twitter.com/politico/statu…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:51 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BFlynnP Just subscribed to the New York Times. Already have WaPo and local paper. Feels necessary.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

karltaro Obama has to recess appoint . There is no reason to pretend we are living in normal times

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:39 PM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Thread. Wear a safety pin, but also be ready to back it up. twitter.com/kemmott/timeli…

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

@BuffaloTrace where can I get some in VA??!? Only got one bottle when I visited last year 😥 shoulda gotten a case

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to BuffaloTrace from Arlington, VA

@counternotions @pmiscove extend it! +DE,MD, even VA… Heck, DC doesn’t want to be the Capital - they voted 92% against… 😆

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to counternotions from Arlington, VA

karenkho FB + Twitter cannot take credit for changing the world during events like the Egyptian Uprising, then downplay their influence on elections

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ashleyfeinberg “Why are Clinton supporters being such sore losers” pic.twitter.com/SaTOMq1haR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:06 AM, Nov 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

maxwellzorick If Trump actually follows through with trying to register all Muslims, can we agree that we’ll all just register as Muslim?

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:32 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SheaSerrano this looks like the character select screen for Racist Mortal Kombat pic.twitter.com/HDJ1DNugZ8

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

CapitalOneDevEx Thank you to all the teams who worked so hard yesterday! We think @PaulCutsinger from expre..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…HT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

radleybalko Trump may be “draining the swamp,” but it’s only so he can resurrect the Beltway dinosaurs buried underneath it.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:58 AM, Nov 12th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@joshtpm right. It’s like saying “ok: 2 equals 2. But did you know 2 plus 1 equals more than 2??!?”

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to joshtpm from Arlington, VA

@counternotions not sure, but the word of 2018 may be Archipelagization

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to counternotions from Arlington, VA

imaginaryfiIm *record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation pic.twitter.com/rP6K6IRRUP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:54 PM, Nov 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

_Cooper If you’re wondering what it’s like to be a Jewish writer in the Trump era pic.twitter.com/l505YqMHe9

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:34 PM, Nov 9th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@anamariecox stay strong Ana Marie. Lean on friends. Lean on us.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to anamariecox from Arlington, VA

kurteichenwald Earliest projections: At least one trillion dollars of investment value has been wiped out tonight. So far.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:03 AM, Nov 9th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@notkerouac I have followed you ever since you posted those videos from Paris. And I’m equally despondent right now.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to notkerouac from Arlington, VA

I *HATED* 2000-2008. This feels like a 10-100x worse situation. What the hell do I tell my children?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

chrismaddern …and the Canadian Immigration site is down. 🇨🇦 pic.twitter.com/5DJxRa6zMI

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:26 PM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

pwthornton This is not a line to vote; it’s a line to see Susan B. Anthony’s gravesite. pic.twitter.com/xUd44WpJgj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:55 AM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

clairecmc For the first time wearing my mother’s charm bracelet today. This one’s for you mom. pic.twitter.com/cmrXlGMKAM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:49 AM, Nov 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

Hillary’s plan for tech/innovation - super comprehensive… vs. Trump who doesn’t understand scanning 650k emails. hillaryclinton.com/briefing/facts…

via Twitter for iPhone

best_of_mlkshk mlkshk.com/p/1A8CS “Explained”

via MLKSHK Image Upload (retweeted on 3:28 PM, Nov 5th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)