The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

Recent tweets

notdanilu the sooner we realize we’re all intertwined, the better. it’s all love.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Dec 5th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

chrismaddern there’s a lot of “why don’t we just” going on at twitter right now

it turns out true internet-scale problems are h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4L

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Nov 21st, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Carnage4Life This is like pointing out how much weight you’ve lost after losing your legs in a shark incident. twitter.com/austen/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JasonIsbell I watched 30-50 feral hogs glitter in the dark near the Tannhoüser gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tweets in rain

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@maddylettuce So first of all - nothing wrong with #5…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to maddylettuce

ARLnowDOTcom Friends remember Braylon Meade’s hustle on and off the basketball court arlnow.com/2022/11/16/fri…

via Zapier.com (retweeted on 7:55 AM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

DanRather What happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas. Apparently it’s going to Washington.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:19 AM, Nov 13th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

elchefe The cognitive dissonance it must take to look at everything going on at Twitter and still feel confident that your..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Q

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:10 PM, Nov 12th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

WLBoysBasketba1 The WL Basketball family is devastated. Braylon Meade, teammate, brother and son, was heart and soul of this team..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Nov 12th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Voted! (In person early. Back in September.)

via Tweetbot for iΟS

derpo377 hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:26 PM, Nov 5th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Twitter Twitter is about to go offline. See you soon!

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:28 AM, Nov 5th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@scottswag I truly worry that there will be an exodus to a level unseen. Like a “hey, who knows how Cassandra works?” level

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to scottswag

@AshaRangappa_ he’s already looking for alternatives to an Elon-owned Twitter

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to AshaRangappa_

fixedpointfae *in morning standup* uhhhh yea today im gonna balance a binary tree, reverse a linked list, find the longest common..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r1

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:54 PM, Oct 24th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

_loveallthis have we started calling Elon “the Fail Whale” yet

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 PM, Oct 20th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)