The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

August 2016

Fan Clock says it’s time to go home @ Capital One Labs instagram.com/p/BJyadjigXb3/

via Instagram from Arlington, VA

josh_cheek Hiring Manager: “We <3 diversity, but can’t lower the bar for our devs”
Me: “No, I was suggesting raising it. But, for your hiring managers”

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:11 AM, Aug 31st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

fraserspeirs Would like: an “everyday carry” website that isn’t mostly knives and guns.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 4:35 PM, Aug 21st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Stay strong @gabrielledoug — horrible mob mentality but so many support you! Enjoy the games and your incredible accomplishments.

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

AstroKatie @gary4205 I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:41 PM, Aug 16th, 2016 via Twitter for iPhone)

timkaine A lot of strong women have helped me in my career. I’m honored to serve as a strong woman’s running mate.
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via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:38 PM, Aug 15th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

👍🏼 @therealboeheim “I’m not trying to make a big deal out of this. It’s just the things Donald Trump says are crazy” syracuse.com/poliquin/index…

via Twitter for iPhone

@wdnuon oooh I forgot about that - I did experiment with PEEK and POKE on the C=64… call it 1.5

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to wdnuon from Arlington, VA

@djKianoosh why for me was due to 1st comp being C=64 and then what was “taught” in elementary.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to djKianoosh from Arlington, VA

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via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

mikegehrke When Michael Phelps swims I feel bad for the competition. When Katie Ledecky swims I feel bad for the water

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:02 AM, Aug 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@darth @anamariecox I ❤️ that you two are twitter pals

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to darth from Arlington, VA

darth @anamariecox omfg luke and leia are all grown up ana marie

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:25 PM, Aug 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Yay! I went away on vacation and @melissamollet came back - welcome back! Hope you had a great time with the newest member of your family!

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

@johnrufus @louielouie I did recalibrate/reset activity monitoring. I saw it go the other way - suddenly I was doing 1000 cal a day

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to johnrufus

viticci @johnvoorhees you can’t get real work done in an Apple Car

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 2:44 AM, Aug 5th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@louielouie @johnrufus love watchOS 3 - so many improvements and the watch feels a ton faster

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to louielouie from Vancouver, British Columbia

@Levine_Alison this makes me LOL - I also worry you are about to puke 😮

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to Levine_Alison from Vancouver, British Columbia

@counternotions been a while since a good Judge Koh tweet - well played

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to counternotions from Vancouver, British Columbia