The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2017

RT @moonpolysoft: when you didn’t do shit yesterday and it’s your turn to sound off at standup https://t.co/8z3RfFq6zY

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Timely wisdom from my iced tea this morning. @ Capitalâ€instagram.com/p/BT9XRrRliQE/v0

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RT @dynarski: Spicer on phone to WaPo: 😡

“I was not IN the bushes!

I was AMONG the bushes!”

Editor: 🙄

Social media manager: 😎 https://…

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RT @dcsportsbog: Second Wednesday in May, 2015:
Caps season ends in game 7
Wiz, tied 2-2, drop game 5 on the road
Nats come from behind to…

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knguyen me when my credit card tells a good joke pic.twitter.com/nW6A8mShMG

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RT @BellLabs: BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? #ThisDayinSTEM https://t.co…

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