The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2017

moonpolysoft when you didn’t do shit yesterday and it’s your turn to sound off at standup twitter.com/seanhannity/st…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 5:55 AM, May 25th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Timely wisdom from my iced tea this morning. @ Capital..instagram.com/p/BT9XRrRliQE/v0

via Instagram from Arlington, VA

dynarski Spicer on phone to WaPo: 😡

“I was not IN the bushes!

I was AMONG the bushes!”

Editor: 🙄

Social media manager: 😎 pic.twitter.com/o8TJUsEPRy

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:24 PM, May 10th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dcsportsbog Second Wednesday in May, 2015:
Caps season ends in game 7
Wiz, tied 2-2, drop game 5 on the road
Nats come from beh..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…kN

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 11:21 PM, May 10th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

knguyen me when my credit card tells a good joke pic.twitter.com/nW6A8mShMG

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:10 AM, May 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BellLabs BASIC computer language is 53 years old today. Retweet if BASIC was your first computer language? ..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…mO

via Sprout Social (retweeted on 9:35 PM, May 6th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)