RT @Shen_the_Bird: Never thought I’d be one to make long threads, but I need to tell someone about the most terrifying thing that’s ever ha…

lulu_cheng I got 99 tabs but I generally know where things are pic.twitter.com/fRhjqpOENh
RT @mochamomma: Point made.
If you’re a visual person this will get you. No. It’s not broken.
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@notkerouac That kinda day?
@ryancarson Is that rate valid forever? I want to see a follow up two months from now if he takes the 2 twenties an… https://t.co/Y5PuhrbGEz
Asps. They’re deadly. https://t.co/NqYAEXjCif https://t.co/yibzTGcK3w
RT @HHReynolds: After Jason Kelce gave the greatest championship speech ever yesterday, @22xxxWC went and got the greatest tattoo ever from…
@Veronica It’s like your brainwaves get “troncated†(groan)
RT @danbenjamin: Wow these are selling fast. Triple digits in the first 2 hours!
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FLY. EAGLES. FLY. 🦅🦅🦅 #flyeaglesfly https://t.co/1CnkO249MW https://t.co/T2QdpWYWLq
@ccooks3 OMG we are insane here ✈ï¸ðŸ¦…✈ï¸
Happy Birthday Erin! May you always have coffee and pastries this close at hand. https://t.co/UsNxPPtnKS https://t.co/Q1bqsraPGy