@monteiro you, sir, have a mastery of the retort.
JustinWolfers Two Americas. pic.twitter.com/JZvAau0bP8
@panzer the modern Zippo
RT @LPDonovan: The return of Terry Tate, office linebacker https://t.co/Q9yEYK84Z0
RT @petridishes: nasty women get busy when the moon is full https://t.co/U2qxsf6FcN
eemmott It’s Hillary, Madame President if you’re nasty. #nasty #debatenight
gte Swatches of land?
ditzkoff Donald Trump: “I didn’t even apologize to my wife.”
Melania Trump: pic.twitter.com/lFhjcNKSW7
What drug has his eyes so bloodshot?
BetteMidler The new Republican logo… pic.twitter.com/lyCAksJTdN
steph_hay Announcing “How much did I spend?” with some amazing women on @CapitalOne’s AI team #GHC16 #alexa pic.twitter.com/vSEMcoWj3i
RT @jamesppatterson: Congrats to @CapitalOne’s Mave Houston @steph_hay @mld719 in launching “How much did I spend?” #Alexa skill #GHC16 #In…
CapitalOneLabs Let’s do this! #GHC16 #InvestedInTech pic.twitter.com/mHzeG9CgNP
RT @BethEmmott: My painting, Irish Sky, at Imperfect Gallery’s Exhibition. Opening last night very crowded—very fun! Show up until Nov 12!…
Game. 5. #GONATS #OnePursuit
dwf Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.
RT @JamesFallows: Once-a-year taxi-driver story:
Guy from Congo, polit refugee. “When I heard Trump say ‘Then you’ll be in jail,†I thoug…
@JWerthsBeard got MLB At Bat app streaming our radio guys so we don’t have to hear Costas. Took a bit of adjusting DVR to get it in sync
kylegriffin1 New: Statement from Warren Buffett firing back at Trump on his tax returns: pic.twitter.com/bvolw6TpUo
@anamariecox this + your avatar made my morning
dcsportsbog Important pigeon update from a reader pic.twitter.com/5WCWDzxZ8W
@ChrisRisdon settings > general > accessibility > home button > rest finger to open. You’re welcome
BryFun1 Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad’s kiss #debate pic.twitter.com/aFDvMCMElu
joss As the father of a young girl, I am deeply upset by how far I have to drive to her soccer games. As a human person, trump said fuckin’ WHAT?
@vladolic ICYMI https://t.co/i3XkFPeUab
@JWerthsBeard pigeons are true home field advantage
kenvogel Pence: “Thank you to Norwood University.”
Fact-check: Incorrect.
@helenvholmes we should still be able to grab some space. Come Nov 7 we expand to two more floors so def. then.
@helenvholmes swing by the Labs and see what we are working on! Also, the team here would probably have a better idea of area meetups…
James_Gross My first surf with the new Apple Watch. It paused itself a few times for some reason but this could be fun. pic.twitter.com/PGCOUBuGf2
@erinmfuller nice retweet! what do you need in order to do more of this? :-)
danslimmon My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them pic.twitter.com/7RAzBF0kYh