The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

October 2016

@monteiro you, sir, have a mastery of the retort.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to monteiro from Manhattan, NY

JustinWolfers Two Americas. pic.twitter.com/JZvAau0bP8

via Buffer (retweeted on 8:32 AM, Oct 24th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

LPDonovan The return of Terry Tate, office linebacker pic.twitter.com/Q9yEYK84Z0

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:44 AM, Oct 22nd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

petridishes nasty women get busy when the moon is full washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:25 PM, Oct 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

eemmott It’s Hillary, Madame President if you’re nasty.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:39 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

gte Swatches of land?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:25 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ditzkoff Donald Trump: “I didn’t even apologize to my wife.”
Melania Trump: pic.twitter.com/lFhjcNKSW7

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:59 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

What drug has his eyes so bloodshot?

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Arlington, VA

BetteMidler The new Republican logo… pic.twitter.com/lyCAksJTdN

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

steph_hay Announcing “How much did I spend?” with some amazing women on @CapitalOne’s AI team pic.twitter.com/vSEMcoWj3i

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jamesppatterson Congrats to @CapitalOne’s Mave Houston @steph_hay @mld719 in launching “How much did I spend?” skill ..twitter.com/i/web/status/7…JH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Oct 19th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BethEmmott My painting, Irish Sky, at Imperfect Gallery’s Exhibition. Opening last night very crowded—very fun! Show up until.twitter.com/i/web/status/7…G4D

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 3:32 PM, Oct 16th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dwf Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Oct 11th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

JamesFallows Once-a-year taxi-driver story:
Guy from Congo, polit refugee. “When I heard Trump say ‘Then you’ll be in jail,” I thought: I’m back home!”

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Oct 11th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@JWerthsBeard got MLB At Bat app streaming our radio guys so we don’t have to hear Costas. Took a bit of adjusting DVR to get it in sync

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to JWerthsBeard from Arlington, VA

kylegriffin1 New: Statement from Warren Buffett firing back at Trump on his tax returns: pic.twitter.com/bvolw6TpUo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:44 PM, Oct 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dcsportsbog Important pigeon update from a reader pic.twitter.com/5WCWDzxZ8W

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Oct 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@ChrisRisdon settings > general > accessibility > home button > rest finger to open. You’re welcome

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to ChrisRisdon from Arlington, VA

BryFun1 Tiffany Trump skillfully pulls away from her dad’s kiss pic.twitter.com/aFDvMCMElu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:15 AM, Oct 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

joss As the father of a young girl, I am deeply upset by how far I have to drive to her soccer games. As a human person, trump said fuckin’ WHAT?

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:14 AM, Oct 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@JWerthsBeard pigeons are true home field advantage

via Tweetbot for iΟS from Washington, DC

kenvogel Pence: “Thank you to Norwood University.”
Fact-check: Incorrect.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:18 PM, Oct 4th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@helenvholmes we should still be able to grab some space. Come Nov 7 we expand to two more floors so def. then.

via Twitter Engage for iPhone in reply to helenvholmes

@helenvholmes swing by the Labs and see what we are working on! Also, the team here would probably have a better idea of area meetups…

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to helenvholmes from Lyon Village, Arlington

James_Gross My first surf with the new Apple Watch. It paused itself a few times for some reason but this could be fun. pic.twitter.com/PGCOUBuGf2

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:36 AM, Oct 3rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

@erinmfuller nice retweet! what do you need in order to do more of this? :-)

via Tweetbot for Mac from Lyon Village, Arlington

danslimmon My new hobby: finding incomprehensible diagrams on office whiteboards and adding alarming conclusions to them pic.twitter.com/7RAzBF0kYh

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:06 PM, Oct 1st, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)