RT @Robin42CD: We are wearing suffragist white at #JointSession as part of pledge fighting for equal pay, paid sick and family leave, retir…
RT @BrianRoemmele: The very successful @CapitalOne #VoiceFirst Alexa Skill was ahead of most banks.
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@smithreally @erinmfuller Conf code: GREASE
😂 @JWerthsBeard priceless https://t.co/1OtseGu9lO

chrismaddern Successful remote working, in 7 words. pic.twitter.com/tO5SW6rZli
RT @darth: wait xeni that one planet…
@xeni @NASA https://t.co/jQcRr8WpuC
melgillman Anyway, if you want to keep “sabotaging” the survey by being an American with opinions the president doesn’t like, it’s open again!
RT @melgillman: Apparently too many people “sabotaged” Trump’s media survey by…taking it. So he scrapped the results/started over. https:…
poniewozik Saying that a protest is phony bc “activists” show up is like saying that football-stadium attendance is phony because it’s full of “fans.”
dhh Hello, my name is David. I would fail to write bubble sort on a whiteboard. I look code up on the internet all the time. I don’t do riddles.
RT @ftrain: I’m gonna miss @mlkshk. https://t.co/FHhR8ChPrR
RT @darth: wat did i miss https://t.co/QjVN8iGyLr
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RT @starsandrobots: This joke is better than the last 2 Fibonacci jokes I’ve heard, combined! https://t.co/mILJAGfFdO
@counternotions or if flying over the Rockies will be crossing a national border
Marissa__Miller adulthood is emailing “sorry for the delayed response!” back and forth until one of you dies

desusandmero .@maddow talks about putting a Trump presidency in context, Jill Stein and Russia, and her colleague Chris Hayes. pic.twitter.com/7GOGRZjgGj
@harrisj would love to chat re: an innovation group in Clarendon. Always interested in good people.
@helenvholmes reboot all the things!

DannyDutch No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl! pic.twitter.com/TYrTV1U4CN
AnthonyMKreis Let us be clear. The DOJ informed POTUS that the National Security Advisor was compromised and nothing was done until it became public.
RT @saletan: Reminder: Trump posted this the day after Flynn secretly told Russia’s ambassador it would be smart to delay response to Obama…
Sally Yates. #shepersisted https://t.co/T0jb7F8pS7
First one I found: the nuclear triad commercial @iamjohnoliver made for Trump on CNN this morning: youtu.be/D9wI2cE72cw
This picture makes me so happy. https://t.co/MaaRObjHJG
RT @LuBellWoo: Daaaang this @AndyComics piece on traveling to Mars for @thenib is super good (and features BOAT STUFF): https://t.co/emcZso 
“Radical Moose Lambs“ - Melissa McCarthy, please do this every we#SNL#SNL