The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

February 2017

RT @Robin42CD: We are wearing suffragist white at #JointSession as part of pledge fighting for equal pay, paid sick and family leave, retir…

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RT @BrianRoemmele: The very successful @CapitalOne #VoiceFirst Alexa Skill was ahead of most banks.

This is what they learned:

https://t…

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chrismaddern Successful remote working, in 7 words. pic.twitter.com/tO5SW6rZli

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melgillman Anyway, if you want to keep “sabotaging” the survey by being an American with opinions the president doesn’t like, it’s open again!

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RT @melgillman: Apparently too many people “sabotaged” Trump’s media survey by…taking it. So he scrapped the results/started over. https:…

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poniewozik Saying that a protest is phony bc “activists” show up is like saying that football-stadium attendance is phony because it’s full of “fans.”

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dhh Hello, my name is David. I would fail to write bubble sort on a whiteboard. I look code up on the internet all the time. I don’t do riddles.

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RT @starsandrobots: This joke is better than the last 2 Fibonacci jokes I’ve heard, combined! https://t.co/mILJAGfFdO

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@counternotions or if flying over the Rockies will be crossing a national border

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Marissa__Miller adulthood is emailing “sorry for the delayed response!” back and forth until one of you dies

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desusandmero .@maddow talks about putting a Trump presidency in context, Jill Stein and Russia, and her colleague Chris Hayes. pic.twitter.com/7GOGRZjgGj

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@harrisj would love to chat re: an innovation group in Clarendon. Always interested in good people.

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DannyDutch No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl! pic.twitter.com/TYrTV1U4CN

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AnthonyMKreis Let us be clear. The DOJ informed POTUS that the National Security Advisor was compromised and nothing was done until it became public.

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RT @saletan: Reminder: Trump posted this the day after Flynn secretly told Russia’s ambassador it would be smart to delay response to Obama…

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First one I found: the nuclear triad commercial @iamjohnoliver made for Trump on CNN this morning: youtu.be/D9wI2cE72cw

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RT @LuBellWoo: Daaaang this @AndyComics piece on traveling to Mars for @thenib is super good (and features BOAT STUFF): https://t.co/emcZso 

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“Radical Moose Lambs“ - Melissa McCarthy, please do this every we#SNL

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