The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2015

danielpunkass Even my bank’s app is 90MB. What does it have, drum banks and synthesizer samples bundled with it?

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 1:59 PM, May 31st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

sadserver All error messages have been replaced with “¯\_(ツ)_/¯” since you don’t bother to read them anyways

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:12 PM, May 31st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

nateberkopec I (verbosely) blogged about building ultrafast (<100ms to glass) web apps with Rails 5 and Turbolinks 3: nateberkopec.com/2015/05/27/100…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:31 AM, May 29th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BenedictEvans Google: “A third of US Android users are parents with young children”

Apple “We don’t want to know who you are”

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 7:01 AM, May 29th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

klakhani Game on. The auto industry has no clue what is about to hit them Google Apple Uber & Tesla. A new age @marcoiansiti twitter.com/dries/status/6…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:12 PM, May 19th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Visiting the new Capital One Labs office buildout in NYC - nice view! twitter.com/jamesppatterso…

via Tweetbot for iΟS from High View Park, Arlington

javadesq House Appropriations committee was scheduled to cut ’s budget by 20% tomorrow. Wonder how that will go… politico.com/story/2015/05/…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:43 AM, May 13th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

moonpolysoft If you say “the blockchain is a platform” three times in the mirror andreessen will appear with a term sheet.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:52 AM, May 11th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

DrScienceCat That… That won’t work pic.twitter.com/SVZWHwj4bb

via Buffer (retweeted on 9:16 AM, May 10th, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

1776 Proud to work to better DC w/ @GA @MayorBowser @THEARC_DC @Microsoft @CapitalOneLabs @Mi2innovation & TDF Foundation! pic.twitter.com/MQCwnzofsR

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:19 AM, May 7th, 2015 via Mobile Web (M5))

@fraserspeirs agreed - I thought it weird it only had one setting to the right of Recommended.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to fraserspeirs from Waycroft-Woodlawn, Arlington

alex_macdonald I will fight to support the Oxford comma until I draw my last breath. pic.twitter.com/Y0T6c3F4iI

via Twitter for BlackBerry (retweeted on 2:08 PM, May 1st, 2015 via Tweetbot for iΟS)