The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2011

Watching Sam row at Nationals - Men’s Lightweight Fours. @ Boathouse at Cooper River

via Gowalla from Pennsauken, NJ

Yosemite Sam just said “Give ‘em an inch and they’ll take a mile. Tell ‘em a secret and they’ll post it online.” My mind is reeling.

via Tweetbot for iOS

cabel Until today, I didn’t believe in hell, but now I’m pretty sure it’s filled with smug atheists cranking out one-liners.

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 4:15 PM, May 21st, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS)

stephenfry Marvellous news! doesn’t mean end of world: apparently all the plantet’s imbeciles disappear in one go

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 4:05 PM, May 21st, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS)

monteiro “All shall be called unto God who are not liars, cheats, drunkards, godless or philanderers.”

So I guess I’ll see you guys on Monday.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 2:32 PM, May 20th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Hey, my company is sponsoring a drupal camp! Registration now open. @Blackstonetech @CapitalCampDC

via web

@danbenjamin @sazzy Keep naps shorter - 20 minutes - and you’ll get the refreshment you need without falling into deep slumber.

via web in reply to danbenjamin

Quarter-cask Laphroig. @ VA ABC Liquors & Wines

via Gowalla from Arlington, VA

Damn if this isn’t a cool mashup and all HTML site behind it:

via Echofon

MrAlanCooper If U demand that sw ship on time, U have no control over quality. If U demand that sw is good, U have no control over time.

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 8:01 AM, May 9th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS)

al3x I don’t care where, just far.

via Echofon (retweeted on 9:07 PM, May 6th, 2011 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Just saw Jim Moran at the Carpenter’s Shelter Cookoff. Thanks Sheldons! @ Birchmere

via Gowalla from Birchmere Music Hall