The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

May 2012

toomuchnick Remember when someone “not being good with computers” was still cute and not like your friend who can’t feed himself or poop in a toilet?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:07 PM, May 29th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)


via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jcroft

RussB Sharepoint is what the Web would look like if the Nazis had won the war.

via web (retweeted on 5:03 PM, May 21st, 2012 via Echofon)

jcroft Ciroc > Chopin > Three Olives > Grey Goose > Stoli > Pinnacle > Pearl > Absolut > Smirnoff > well.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:00 AM, May 19th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Getting spoiled by Diamond Club again! Thanks, John. (with John and Erik at @Nationals) —

via Path from Washington, DC

Little League Sponsor (at Westover Market Beer Garden) —

via Path from Arlington, VA

pdparticle . @SamsungMobileUS uses an iPhone.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 3:51 AM, May 15th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

Walk to Caffe Trieste. (at Caffe Trieste) [pic] —

via Path from Telegraph Hill, San Francisco

North Beach Italian… (at Colosseo) —

via Path from North Beach, San Francisco

Ihnatko We have a President who greenlit the killing of Bin Laden AND endorsed same-sex marriage. Greatest season of “West Wing” EVER.

via web (retweeted on 3:54 PM, May 9th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@bynkii exactly. Maybe idiots that can’t connect an HDMI cable or use two remotes? I much prefer a $99 box I can upgrade every 2-3 years…

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to bynkii from Alexandria, VA

notasausage Mike D. grabbed the money, MCA snatched the gold, I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.

Fuck cancer.

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 1:52 PM, May 4th, 2012 via Echofon)

RIP Adam Yauch.

via Echofon

DieselDug Getting users to come into your store and use a discount is easy. Getting them to come back without it is not.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 10:41 AM, May 3rd, 2012 via Echofon)

mathowie My favorite moment in the last Game of Thrones was when Khaleesi decides to bootstrap her ocean-crossing startup instead of taking VC.

via Twitter for iPad (retweeted on 1:28 AM, May 2nd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)