@dooce stay strong. Max (2000-2015) stands with Chuck and I hope people do the right thing. pic.twitter.com/Xe6ipwnpuw
missokistic Obama: My Supreme Court nominee is… Jesus.
GOP: N-n-n-o?
Obama: Zombie Reagan
GOP: *sweating profusely*
Obama: A gun
GOP: *faces melt off*
@corey_latislaw omg is that for real. I think they’re trolling us.
@gte build excessive thatch-roofed cottages
gte How do we summon Trogdor?
noyesclt Big bank quote: Apple has payment team of 600 now. Google is down to 6 plus a few in android.. and 30 or so covering operations and MSBs
eemmott @SouthwestAir Beautiful sight today on SWA#1555 by @HopeWeber4 She says “thanks for great flight” pic.twitter.com/1XjNLIZt6D
RT @jimray: Can Obama resign and get Biden to nominate him? That’d be pretty baller.
@jonathancoulton mine made one that auto breeds cows, tames and feeds them, then lava burns them and puts the steaks in a chest. SMH.
RT @Werner: Should definitely be part of every #devops operation https://t.co/WgEy3cnGeR
@maddow such trolling :-) love it #PickingAtHisCadaver
RT @AppleMusic: We are STOKED. ðŸ˜ðŸ’
#AppleMusic now on @Sonos.
https://t.co/mjLmIi8T1w https://t.co/MNNIEO3QF1
Proper preparation for the flight @ IAD - Washington Dulles International Airport - Dulles, VA instagram.com/p/BBn1d5nvVvZ/
RT @JebBush: .@realDonaldTrump, you aren’t just a loser, you are a liar and a whiner. John McCain is a hero. Over and out.
evolvable Ever wondered how you would do continuous soak testing of Tap&Go payments?
@Tyro: #AlwaysInnovating pic.twitter.com/HQ6FM1pvYn
RT @tvoti: My picks for the best and worst Super Bowl commercials — and one I couldn’t classify. https://t.co/d5VWVeVMBv https://t.co/q6qTc…
Gotta love Twitter #halftimeshowreactions instagram.com/p/BBgibu_vVsu/
Super Bowl pre-gaming instagram.com/p/BBgLGvfPVsn/
Soccer practice well spent. @ B Side instagram.com/p/BBfmf-IPVvY/
skywalkertwink wHO DID THIS pic.twitter.com/Ou5QuxNg4D
RT @BraddJaffy: Bernie Sanders is the first non-Christian to win any delegates in a presidential primary or caucus in U.S. history https://…
lorenb Hello Lyft.
i.imgur.com/LpmZHdb.jpg
@djKianoosh I LOLed. https://t.co/LBt90nBTKd
LibyaLiberty I just heard Ted Cruz’s first words on his Iowa caucus win: “To God goes the glory.”
That’s Republican for “Allahu Akbar!”