The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

February 2016

@dooce stay strong. Max (2000-2015) stands with Chuck and I hope people do the right thing. pic.twitter.com/Xe6ipwnpuw

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dooce from Waycroft-Woodlawn, Arlington

missokistic Obama: My Supreme Court nominee is… Jesus.
GOP: N-n-n-o?
Obama: Zombie Reagan
GOP: *sweating profusely*
Obama: A gun
GOP: *faces melt off*

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:57 PM, Feb 25th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

gte How do we summon Trogdor?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:12 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

noyesclt Big bank quote: Apple has payment team of 600 now. Google is down to 6 plus a few in android.. and 30 or so covering operations and MSBs

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:54 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

eemmott @SouthwestAir Beautiful sight today on SWA#1555 by @HopeWeber4 She says “thanks for great flight” pic.twitter.com/1XjNLIZt6D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:36 PM, Feb 23rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jimray Can Obama resign and get Biden to nominate him? That’d be pretty baller.

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 5:50 PM, Feb 13th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@jonathancoulton mine made one that auto breeds cows, tames and feeds them, then lava burns them and puts the steaks in a chest. SMH.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to jonathancoulton

Werner Should definitely be part of every operation twitter.com/asolove/status…

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 8:03 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

AppleMusic We are STOKED. 😁👍
now on @Sonos.
apple.co/Sonos pic.twitter.com/MNNIEO3QF1

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 6:58 PM, Feb 10th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Proper preparation for the flight @ IAD - Washington Dulles International Airport - Dulles, VA instagram.com/p/BBn1d5nvVvZ/

via Instagram from Virginia, USA

JebBush .@realDonaldTrump, you aren’t just a loser, you are a liar and a whiner. John McCain is a hero. Over and out.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 2:21 PM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

evolvable Ever wondered how you would do continuous soak testing of Tap&Go payments?
@Tyro: pic.twitter.com/HQ6FM1pvYn

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:21 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

tvoti My picks for the best and worst Super Bowl commercials — and one I couldn’t classify.vox.com/2016/2/8/10935…vpic.twitter.com/q6qTcuXPVZZ

via Vox.com (retweeted on 9:20 AM, Feb 8th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Soccer practice well spent. @ B Side instagram.com/p/BBfmf-IPVvY/

via Instagram from Merrifield, VA

skywalkertwink wHO DID THIS pic.twitter.com/Ou5QuxNg4D

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:49 PM, Feb 5th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BraddJaffy Bernie Sanders is the first non-Christian to win any delegates in a presidential primary or caucus in U.S. history mic.com/articles/13410…

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 9:28 PM, Feb 3rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

lorenb Hello Lyft.

i.imgur.com/LpmZHdb.jpg

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 9:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

LibyaLiberty I just heard Ted Cruz’s first words on his Iowa caucus win: “To God goes the glory.”
That’s Republican for “Allahu Akbar!”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:07 PM, Feb 3rd, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)