The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

Recent tweets

@javavvitch Awww! Going to be my first time at Render - was looking forward to connecting

via Twitter Web App in reply to javavvitch

@chrismaddern Meh. The “legacy” was honestly a bit of street cred. When are you getting on/are you on Mastodon?

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrismaddern

@maddylettuce Some books and beer are more equal than others

via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maddylettuce

tweetbot Tweetbot and other clients are experiencing problems logging in to Twitter. We’ve reached out to Twitter for more d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2x

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 5:48 AM, Jan 13th, 2023 via Twitter for iPhone)

@LosFelizDaycare Hard to blame them for spelling their name wrong

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@BlueRocketParty @ryanmjohnson Say you have trouble balancing on a standard bike…

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peteerickson Thinking about ? Here is a quick list of some things to keep in mind and help you through the secular lent:

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:37 AM, Jan 1st, 2023 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@drvolts Should be done by then, just really cold!

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@Wootenomics @pewresearch Almost never use it (<5 times a year to get into HS sports) and never carry it.

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MenInBlazers Syracuse wins the NCAA National Championship on penalties. Like a bunch of Croatian Gerry McNamaras. Have a night,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rl

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:08 PM, Dec 12th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

KetanJ0 Open AI has created an extremely effective lying, disinformation and pseudo-science engine twitter.com/paniterka_ch/s…

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:17 AM, Dec 11th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

notdanilu the sooner we realize we’re all intertwined, the better. it’s all love.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 5:25 PM, Dec 5th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

chrismaddern there’s a lot of “why don’t we just” going on at twitter right now

it turns out true internet-scale problems are h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4L

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:48 AM, Nov 21st, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Carnage4Life This is like pointing out how much weight you’ve lost after losing your legs in a shark incident. twitter.com/austen/status/…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:51 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JasonIsbell I watched 30-50 feral hogs glitter in the dark near the Tannhoüser gate. All these moments will be lost in time, like tweets in rain

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:43 PM, Nov 17th, 2022 via Tweetbot for iΟS)