The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

November 2020

saraduit TIL shopify has its own lambda school (?) setup called dev degree that’s like a co-op program on steroids 🤯

- part..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:41 PM, Nov 28th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

pattonoswalt .it forgot I but MEMENTO movie the about joke a have I

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 1:36 PM, Nov 28th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Carnage4Life Welcome to the future pic.twitter.com/oCNWhaioVg

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:19 PM, Nov 25th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ejmaroun Biden’s won in Michigan so many times he’s legally required to change his name to Ohio State. twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Nov 23rd, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@dagnificent Always a little worried when I’m doomscrolling overnight Twitter (while finishing breakfast on the Eas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mR

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to dagnificent

joshtpm When your lying approaches the speed of light time begins to slow down and a defeat that should have taken 24 hours..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1m

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:10 AM, Nov 21st, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

jimray @ftrain Norway? More like snoreway!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Nov 19th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

ftrain badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger bad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lj

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Nov 19th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Luetin09 Remember this 😊 such super good feelings pic.twitter.com/wO728JotMx

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Nov 17th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

swearyanthony Reflecting on my last 13 years. What a wild fucking ride that was at times. I literally got to task satellites. Lik..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6d

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:12 AM, Nov 17th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

markos The current president just gives them COVID. twitter.com/BeschlossDC/st…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:54 AM, Nov 13th, 2020 via Tweetbot for Mac)

NovallSwift A day in the life of an Apple Engineer

Day 18
7:00 PM

This is clip is my most raw self. I’m sharing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TY

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:27 PM, Nov 12th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

SteamboatUSA If the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social lif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8g

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 11:15 PM, Nov 11th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

larabazelon “Zero evidence” of “massive voter” fraud. Imagine! twitter.com/DA_LarryKrasne…

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:11 PM, Nov 11th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JohnFetterman Hey, Governor Patrick- it’s your counterpart in Pennsylvania.

I’d like to collect your handsome reward for repor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YB

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:03 AM, Nov 11th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JustinTrudeau Fast and reliable internet isn’t a luxury. It’s a basic service that everyone deserves to have access to - no matte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aL

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:55 PM, Nov 9th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@QasimRashid Keep it up! Your approach is true and good and will win out in the long run. We believe in you!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to QasimRashid

jina JOYSCROLLING!

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 3:27 PM, Nov 7th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

PissOffTrumpkin Move Trump Get Outa the way.


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via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 5:03 PM, Nov 6th, 2020 via Tweetbot for Mac)

rachmeetsworld checking the news today pic.twitter.com/Gf0fBoAKVL

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:34 PM, Nov 5th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Ryanair the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial

don’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ek

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 7:52 PM, Nov 5th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BFlynnP Hell yes. And Diet Pepsi will be outlawed. twitter.com/JettSuperior/s…

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:45 PM, Nov 5th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

GretaThunberg So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a frien..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wu

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:40 PM, Nov 5th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

oureric National mood: Receiving a “we have to talk” text and then this for, like, 36 to 72 hours. pic.twitter.com/U5IvsuV35x

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 10:51 AM, Nov 4th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

BFlynnP I can’t believe I have to pretend today is normal.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:36 AM, Nov 4th, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

EvanMcMullin While it’s too soon to know the presidential race outcome, this is clear: we must do more to counter the alternativ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8f

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Nov 3rd, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

rudepundit It’s a goddamn embarrassment that Trump is even remotely competitive. I don’t blame Biden. I blame fucking delusional Republican voters.

via Twitter Web App (retweeted on 8:13 PM, Nov 3rd, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

JustinWolfers The slight taste of vomit in the back of my throat is making it hard to drink beer.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:10 PM, Nov 3rd, 2020 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@vowe That’s what you get for those unbroken streaks 😁

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to vowe