The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

Recent tweets

micheletitolo A few fantastic iOS Devs and QEs I’ve worked with are looking for new FT or contract roles in SF and D.C. Metro. If..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…JD

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 6:03 PM, Nov 19th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@petridishes “Trumpism is a many-pronged pitchfork.” Beautiful.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to petridishes from Arlington, VA

HotlineJosh These Virginia results — more than Flake speech, more than Corker, more than Russia news — will do more to put a..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…oc

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:06 PM, Nov 7th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

meyerweb 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…DG

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:58 PM, Nov 7th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

sethdmichaels @jfruh the Weezer “Buddy Holly” video is older now than “Happy Days” was when the “Buddy Holly” video came out

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:43 PM, Nov 5th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

thomasfuchs Hmmmm, Google, this is not how beer works pic.twitter.com/rLsmThcLKM

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 10:27 PM, Oct 29th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

tvaziri The best motherfucking thread about public libraries you’ll read all day. twitter.com/HalpernAlex/st…

via Tweetbot for iΟS (retweeted on 10:34 PM, Oct 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

DavidBegnaud .@Tesla installs solar panels at Hospital del Niño in Puerto Rico; calls it “first of many solar+storage projects”..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…YH

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 4:31 PM, Oct 24th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

How the Cloud Enabled Capital One’s Innovative New Chatbot kevan.emmott.com/2017/10/23/how…

via WordPress.com

CuseFootball We. Will. Win.

pic.twitter.com/WPVZOSIvBu

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:07 AM, Oct 14th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Ourand_SBJ Hey @JohnWall. We’re depending on you now.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Oct 13th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

notlarrysabato There is no joy in the swamp as mighty Bryce has struck out.

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 1:01 AM, Oct 13th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@pvolpe If I’m four bourbons in, is this bag analysis giving me the OK to sleep in tomorrow?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to pvolpe from Arlington, VA

petridishes nats nats nats woo

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Oct 8th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Zim getting out number one @ Nationals Park instagram.com/p/BZ7N3XqFeZ1/

via Instagram from Washington, DC

jimsciutto “In lieu of a visit to WH..we’ll constructively use our trip to the nation’s capital in Feb to celebrate equality,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…jP

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:11 PM, Sep 23rd, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

What I think of when I hear the phrase “Agile Release Train”: youtu.be/jrmZIgVoQw4

via Twitter Web Client

maddc8 JOSE LOBATON IS WEARING A “RELAX GRINGO IM LEGAL” SHIRT

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 10:00 PM, Sep 10th, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

WilsonReitz as seen through a saltine cracker. pic.twitter.com/BVPDB24cTC

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:50 PM, Aug 21st, 2017 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Requisite eclipse shots from work. (Never seen so many people on the balcony next door)..instagram.com/p/BYEaS1kltq7/H9

via Instagram from Arlington, VA