The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kemmott ever

Recent tweets

Oh look - everyone involved in the presidency since 1988 who isn’t a horrible human being - coming together to supp..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Zj

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pauljholden I memed myself. But as I’m old, I’m probably too late to this. pic.twitter.com/eo7Ovk1Iyj

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:39 AM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

fraserspeirs Oh, why doesn’t this setting exist on iOS? pic.twitter.com/X9uN0G4r15

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:19 AM, Apr 14th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

settern The 2018 iPad with Apple Pencil is the best bisection of technology and liberal arts on the market today.

Don’t be..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…l1

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eemmott I felt like the @Nationals @whatwouldDOOdo bobblehead was missing something. Is this better @EireannDolan ? ..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…d1

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

marannelson At Grace Hopper last year, I talked to engineers at the Google, Facebook, Amazon, and Apple booths about AI and dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Hi

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 7:45 AM, Apr 13th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

@darth Countless others are saying it but plz plz plz make a cooking show

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The first time I flew into SFO as a teenager I recognized it from playing F/A-18 Flight Simulator on an Amiga. My k..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…6r

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@ChrisRisdon I just had a thought - we are learning how to be recognized by facial scans - but also how to avoid/di..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e7

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asymco Microsoft P/E ratio now 75. Alphabet is 58. Facebook is 29. Intel is 25. Apple is 17.4.

via Tweetbot for Mac (retweeted on 10:54 AM, Mar 26th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Alt_FedEmployee Trump had infinitely more to say about Black men kneeling during the anthem than Black citizens being killed by a t..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…uk

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 8:42 AM, Mar 19th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

Never count out Syracuse if we get into the tournament.

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Verifying myself: I am kemmott on Keybase.io. LV2PkqTrfsGcdpp4LkRmbodS50uG3OxELRvW / keybase.io/kemmott/sigs/L…

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Most of their visuals felt like something I might have made for an Advertising Design project at Syracuse – “Designtwitter.com/i/web/status/9…SjqN

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RepDonBeyer I got an F from the NRA.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 8:24 PM, Mar 7th, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

MattBeatonEEA Snapped this picture an hour before high tide. The sign says it all. Sure makes you think….. pic.twitter.com/xy6Jl13GLM

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:50 AM, Mar 3rd, 2018 via Tweetbot for iΟS)